Naughty BB9-A leaves a stinky present for BB-8. The first in a series of “The Dark Side” cartoons…
That turkey always looks a lot smaller in the shop, then you get it home and this happens!
Those toys never need a normal battery – have you ever had to tour the local garages on Christmas morning?
A joke about cold weather. A snowman goes for a job and doesn’t get it because he just comes across “too cold”
If your kids are always in their rooms, here’s a good way to get them to talk to you!
…the 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th…and so on of November!
Just 412 years too late! This could happen, after all Mr T watches “Fox & Friends” and it’s the sort of pap they would probably run…
Apparently, according to the Guardian, some Judges are saying that they desperately need a pay rise because they’re only sometimes earning £200K! I must be very difficult surviving on subsistence wages like this. It upset me so much, I nearly choked on my Bollinger!
Surely not all politicians have skeletons in their cupboards?
Another knee-jerk reaction from Monsieur T, “we need quicker justice”, (I think he means no justice). After all, that approach has helped the US in the past, hasn’t it?