Not being distracted by mobile phones is one of my personal new year’s res… err.. oh, what was I saying again?
Who needs a sleigh and all that going outside in the weather, squeezing down chimneys when you have online ordering!
I suppose there’s nothing wrong with texting each other (even from the same room), but sometimes it’s good to do things in person!
Early man shows off his track record…
I know he can turn anything around, but maybe best leave Brexit the disaster it already is!
The dreaded red marker pen is always a bit of a laugh!
There has to be some advantage to being an expert in the Force and not just the ability to wield a light sabre!
I noticed on SkySports that they seem to have a very posh bloke solely employed to read out their football results – nice work if you can get it!
It’s always difficult when you lose the battle for the TV at Christmas time!
Forget that nice bottle of wine and snuggling down in front of the telly on Christmas night – this is when you realise that your taxi service is a true 365-day-a-year enterprise!