I know he can turn anything around, but maybe best leave Brexit the disaster it already is!
The dreaded red marker pen is always a bit of a laugh!
There has to be some advantage to being an expert in the Force and not just the ability to wield a light sabre!
I noticed on SkySports that they seem to have a very posh bloke solely employed to read out their football results – nice work if you can get it!
It’s always difficult when you lose the battle for the TV at Christmas time!
Forget that nice bottle of wine and snuggling down in front of the telly on Christmas night – this is when you realise that your taxi service is a true 365-day-a-year enterprise!
Naughty BB9-A leaves a stinky present for BB-8. The first in a series of “The Dark Side” cartoons…
That turkey always looks a lot smaller in the shop, then you get it home and this happens!
Those toys never need a normal battery – have you ever had to tour the local garages on Christmas morning?
A joke about cold weather. A snowman goes for a job and doesn’t get it because he just comes across “too cold”