Who needs a sleigh and all that going outside in the weather, squeezing down chimneys when you have online ordering!
Forget that nice bottle of wine and snuggling down in front of the telly on Christmas night – this is when you realise that your taxi service is a true 365-day-a-year enterprise!
That turkey always looks a lot smaller in the shop, then you get it home and this happens!
Those toys never need a normal battery – have you ever had to tour the local garages on Christmas morning?
You should always look on the bright side at Christmas!