I know he can turn anything around, but maybe best leave Brexit the disaster it already is!
Try Theresa’s Soft Brexit Mints!
I kind of like soft mints if I’m honest!
The “Hero” Pose
Why do politicians believe everything the media coach tells them? I suppose they all want to be a “hero”!
1984 in 2018
Who’d have thought we would willingly give Big Brother (a.k.a Facebook) all of our information. George Orwell didn’t completely get it right, but nearly!
My team will get back to you!
Don’t even think about trying to delete that Facebook account!!
Storm Troopers having a laugh!
The dreaded red marker pen is always a bit of a laugh!
Lord Vader at the Tax Office
There has to be some advantage to being an expert in the Force and not just the ability to wield a light sabre!
Old BBC Announcers are needed for football results
I noticed on SkySports that they seem to have a very posh bloke solely employed to read out their football results – nice work if you can get it!
Losing the battle for the TV at Christmas time!
It’s always difficult when you lose the battle for the TV at Christmas time!
Your 365 day a year taxi service!
Forget that nice bottle of wine and snuggling down in front of the telly on Christmas night – this is when you realise that your taxi service is a true 365-day-a-year enterprise!