Who needs a sleigh and all that going outside in the weather, squeezing down chimneys when you have online ordering!
I suppose there’s nothing wrong with texting each other (even from the same room), but sometimes it’s good to do things in person!
Brexit really is torture. But probably what is worse, is hearing more about Brexit. Maybe this is a good alternative to prison for judges?
Why didn’t Samantha tell him it was a bad idea? Just think how much heartache this would have saved us if she’d told him!
Poor old Theresa May. It’s almost like the Brexiteers are in some sort of cult and they think she’s committed the greatest “heresy” (i.e. not the hard Brexit they really want!)
I still love BYOD though, I think maybe people should bring in whatever they want!
Early man shows off his track record…
You don’t always need to upgrade to enjoy the benefits of new features!
Forget “the internet of things”, we will soon have the “internet of dogs”!
Sometimes your phone tells you stuff you don’t want to hear!