I know he can turn anything around, but maybe best leave Brexit the disaster it already is!
I kind of like soft mints if I’m honest!
Why do politicians believe everything the media coach tells them? I suppose they all want to be a “hero”!
Who’d have thought we would willingly give Big Brother (a.k.a Facebook) all of our information. George Orwell didn’t completely get it right, but nearly!
Don’t even think about trying to delete that Facebook account!!
The dreaded red marker pen is always a bit of a laugh!
There has to be some advantage to being an expert in the Force and not just the ability to wield a light sabre!
I noticed on SkySports that they seem to have a very posh bloke solely employed to read out their football results – nice work if you can get it!
It’s always difficult when you lose the battle for the TV at Christmas time!
Forget that nice bottle of wine and snuggling down in front of the telly on Christmas night – this is when you realise that your taxi service is a true 365-day-a-year enterprise!