I noticed on SkySports that they seem to have a very posh bloke solely employed to read out their football results – nice work if you can get it!
Losing the battle for the TV at Christmas time!
It’s always difficult when you lose the battle for the TV at Christmas time!
Your 365 day a year taxi service!
Forget that nice bottle of wine and snuggling down in front of the telly on Christmas night – this is when you realise that your taxi service is a true 365-day-a-year enterprise!
Smelly BB-8 – The Dark Side
Naughty BB9-A leaves a stinky present for BB-8. The first in a series of “The Dark Side” cartoons…
When your oven is not quite big enough!
That turkey always looks a lot smaller in the shop, then you get it home and this happens!
The quest for a toy battery on Christmas Day!
Those toys never need a normal battery – have you ever had to tour the local garages on Christmas morning?
Recruiting snowmen
A joke about cold weather. A snowman goes for a job and doesn’t get it because he just comes across “too cold”
Teenager Tips No. 1
If your kids are always in their rooms, here’s a good way to get them to talk to you!
Remember, remember…
…the 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th…and so on of November!
Trump tweet – London is a no-go after the Gunpowder plot!
Just 412 years too late! This could happen, after all Mr T watches “Fox & Friends” and it’s the sort of pap they would probably run…